Ted Allen prepares Pretentious Foodie Bullshit Meal

Celebrity Chef Ted Allen Cooks His Favorite Pretentious Foodie Bullshit Meal

Food Network star Ted Allen joins The Onion’s “Today Now!” to prepare a meal I can’t wait to try and impress my pretentious asshole friends with!

stupid ass trendy piece of fish
some kind of nut you never heard of
puree of baby something or other

Putting it together:
1. Chose most expensive piece of fish you can find
2. Spend way too much time processing nuts
3. Dredge fish in nuts
4. Cook for 3 minutes per side
5. painstakingly prepare turnips when you could just have gotten it from a can

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  • HA. Ted Allen bugs the crap out of me, but this made me laugh.

  • reya

    i am in love.

  • Anonymous

    “just the name makes me furious”