Ted Allen prepares Pretentious Foodie Bullshit Meal


Celebrity Chef Ted Allen Cooks His Favorite Pretentious Foodie Bullshit Meal

Food Network star Ted Allen joins The Onion’s “Today Now!” to prepare a meal I can’t wait to try and impress my pretentious asshole friends with!

Ingredients:
stupid ass trendy piece of fish
some kind of nut you never heard of
puree of baby something or other

Putting it together:
1. Chose most expensive piece of fish you can find
2. Spend way too much time processing nuts
3. Dredge fish in nuts
4. Cook for 3 minutes per side
5. painstakingly prepare turnips when you could just have gotten it from a can

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  • HA. Ted Allen bugs the crap out of me, but this made me laugh.

  • reya

    i am in love.

  • Anonymous

    “just the name makes me furious”

    LOL